Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Enter the Siamese Sex Show



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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Siamese Sex Show versus Monocorp

In a future so near you can taste it, Monocorp, a military/industrial/entertainment complex created by Kool Keith/Dr. Dooom and shrouded in Masonic mystery, tightens its grips on the lives of every person on the planet by controlling the single most unavoidable human impulse in the world: sex.

Monocorp fabricates a global epidemic and disseminates fear propaganda condemning even the most innocent form of intimacy as deadly, thus creating an empire around its franchise of high gloss sex clubs, fantasy-induced drugs, and line of online and video porn.

In a world where Monocorp is now the world's only pleasure provider, you no longer have sex: sex is now had for you. Can this unholy alliance of J Diggs, Malika, El Greco, Kira, and Haji Springer and featuring street hustler Mistah F.A.B, topple the evil forces led by the notorious Dr. Dooom.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Siamese Sex Show Chronicles

On the Eve of the Apocalypse, five legendary rappers have been united to fight evil. Known simply as the Siamese Sex Show, this band of outlaws -- led by a bank robber, hustler, street racer, Taliban double agent and shady oil tycoon -- rely upon raw power, street ball instincts, and an army of crazy bitches to step to the enemy.

At night, the SSS retreats into the shadows of its decadent strip club hideout, where the crew drink, smoke, kick back and hit it. Outcast from the rap game and vilified by MTV, the SSS now finds itself in the unlikely position of...saving the world from certain Babylon. Siamese Sex Show features Kira, sexy socialite with reputation for seducing wealthy Arab business men and depleting them of all their liquid assets; J Diggs, cool convict out on parole after 10 years in the pen for armed robbery; Malika, street racer and international chronic connoisseur; Haji Springer (aka Doctor Half Stupid), Indian rapper with classified links to the Taliban; and El Greco, Houston-based oil tycoon and industrial saboteur behind the collapse of Enron and Lehman Brothers.

Together, this unholy alliance with the help of two sexy Japanese assassins and Prince Charles fight the evil forces led by the notorious Dr. Dooom.